YOU MADE IT.
WELL... SORT OF.
You thought yoU
cute.
entered Modelland?

Come closer.
Closer.
Still coming?
Interesting.
Don’t say we didn’t
warn you, dahling.

CAN YOU
CAN YOU
CAN YOU
CAN YOU SURVIVE

ENTER
↓
Come closer.
Closer.
Still coming?
Interesting.
Don’t say we didn’t
warn you, dahling.

YOU MADE IT.
WELL... SORT OF.
You thought yoU
entered Modelland?
cute.

CAN YOU
CAN YOU
CAN YOU
CAN YOU SURVIVE MODELLAND?
ENTER
↓
Come closer.
Closer.
Still coming?
Interesting.
Don’t say we didn’t
warn you, dahling.

YOU MADE IT.
WELL... SORT OF.
You thought yoU
entered Modelland?
cute.

CAN YOU
CAN YOU
CAN YOU
CAN YOU SURVIVE MODELLAND?
ENTER
↓
TO ENTER, DAHLING
YOU NEED
THE BOOK
THE INTERNET
WENT SEARCHING FOR.
TOOKIE DE LA CRÈME
IS BACK.






And once you meet Tookie…
stay close.
Because entering
MODELLAND
is one thing.
Surviving it... is another.


TO ENTER, DAHLING
YOU NEED
THE BOOK
THE INTERNET
WENT SEARCHING FOR.
TOOKIE DE LA CRÈME
IS BACK.






And once you meet Tookie…
stay close.
Because entering
MODELLAND
is one thing.
Surviving it... is another.


TO ENTER, DAHLING
YOU NEED
THE BOOK
THE INTERNET
WENT SEARCHING FOR.
TOOKIE DE LA CRÈME
IS BACK.






And once you meet Tookie…
stay close.
Because entering
MODELLAND
is one thing.
Surviving it... is another.







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PRE-ORDER THE BOOK
USA
CANADA
UK
AUSTRALIA
PRE-ORDER THE eBOOK
PRE-ORDER THE AUDIOBOOK

© 2026 Modelland. All rights reserved.
The left, right, lefts, too. Now RUN-a-WAY walk
for Guru Gunnero.





© 2026 Modelland. All rights reserved.
The left, right, lefts, too. Now RUN-a-WAY walk
for Guru Gunnero.
THE PRÊT-A-PORTAL
THE BOOK
IS BACK.
WELCOME TO







Get closer to her now.
And once you meet Tookie…
try not to get too comfortable.
Because surviving beside her?
That’s a whole other catwalk.
Because, dahling…
And then there’s Tookie De La Crème.
Dahling… where do we even begin?
Right here.
This is the place before the PLACE.
A little taste.
A little glimpse.
A little are-you-sure-you-can-handle-this?
Because if you really want to enter Modelland…
there’s only one way in.